I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
"Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee."
- Jonathan Carroll (via living-the-adventure)
(Source: quotethat, via coffeeinthemountains)
"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."
- Chuck Palahniuk. (via wellquitefrankly)
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
(Source: aimlessme, via eclecticpandas)